Apparently, teaching a cat to tap dance is far easier (and more awesome) than I ever imagined.
Bubbly Brunette
Effervescence with a Twist of Whine
This might be the only thing that gets me to take up running.
Here’s a video of a turtle having sex with a shoe. You’re welcome.
Newt and wife. Switched. This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Michael Vick chew toy: Om nom nom … sweet revenge …
Attention Football Fans: THIS is what you’ll be missing at 3 p.m. if you continue to watch your man sports. STYX. ON ICE!!!!!!
Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves …
So. she took me home. I told her I wouldn’t sleep with her friends - she doesn’t sleep with my friends. Anything else you do … you know, don’t you tell me. Yeah … Lola, Lola, Lola …
When you’ve got a big thirst, AND you’re gay …
Good (and bad) things to say during sex.
